
Many of us are taking medicine for what ails us, but how about ingesting something into your spirit occasionally that does “good like a medicine?” That is, something that makes your heart merry? Well, I offer such today. You may have seen these “bulletin bloopers” before, but they are funny no matter how many times you run across them. Here is something that hopefully will minister to your broken spirit:
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*Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church. Come and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
*Our youth basketball team is back into action Wednesday in the recreation hall. Come and watch us kill Christ the King.
*Miss Charlene Mason sang “I Will Not Pass This Way Again,” giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
*Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.
*The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
*The sermon this morning, “Jesus Walks on Water.” The sermon tonight, “Searching for Jesus.”
*Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
*Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
*Don’t let worry kill you off. Let the Church help.
*Smile at someone who is hard to love; say “hell” to someone who doesn’t seem to like you.
*Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24. So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
*At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What is Hell?” Come early and listen to the choir practice.
*For those of you who have children and don’t know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
*Attend and you will hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
*Potluck supper Sunday at 5 p.m. Prayer and medication to follow.
*The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
*Low Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 p.m. Please use the back door.
*The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement Friday at 7 p.m. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
*This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. White to come forward to lay an egg on the altar.
*On Sunday a collection will be taken to defray the expense of the new carpet. All wishing to do something on the carpet please come forward and get a piece of paper.
*Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire. Please bring your own hotdogs and guns.
*Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and the deterioration of some older ones.
*The church will host an evening of fine dining, superb entertainment, and gracious hostility.
*This afternoon there will be a meeting in the south and north ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
*Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the BS is done.
*Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person(s) you want remembered.
*The Lutheran men’s group will meet at 6 p.m.—steak, mashed potatoes, beans, bread, and a dessert will be served for a nominal feel.
*Scouts are saving aluminum cans, bottles, and other items to be recycled. Proceeds will be used to cripple children.
*During the absence of our pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
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“A merry heart doeth good like a medicine: but a broken spirit drieth the bones.” (Provs. 27:22)








